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What women want Just some of the qualities a woman requires from a man:
Are you interesting to talk to? Are you clean, well-groomed? Do you have a sense of humor? Do you listen to people? Do you project some self-confidence? Do you have ideas for places to go with a woman? Do you have any flair for conversation? Do you have decent social skills? Are you fairly intelligent, well read, passionate about something? Do you show any emotions? |
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BE ROMANTIC IT DOES'T HURT
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Always laugh at her jokes.
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Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
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Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
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Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
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Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
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Write her a poem.
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Bring her flowers for no reason.
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Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
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Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
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Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
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Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
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Watch a sappy movie with her.
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Surprise her with a candle light dinner.
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Never stop trying to impress her.
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Tell her you love her
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Never forget how much she means to you.
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TREAT YOUR WOMAN LIKE YOUR CAR:)
- Give it a regular, thorough going over.
- Touch up the exterior.
- Rub it down nicely.
- Have a quick tinker with the underside.
- Clean out the tubes.
- Make sure it's waxed regularly.
- Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual crank starting? Or bump starting?
- Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming.
- Change the lubrication.
- Check for leaks.
- Check the rubber is not wearing thin.
- Keep an eye out for bald patches.
- Lift up the front and have a long hard look.
- Check the rear end is clean and tidy.
- Check for spare tyre and any handles.
- Keep an eye on fuel consumption.
Check the condition of the big end.
- Make sure the top can come down and look good on hot, summer days.
- Make sure you will not have to spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.
- Are the bodywork and lines to your liking? Is the interior comfortable?
Ensure that it responds well to you when you're in the driving seat.
- Make sure it's always clean inside.
- Make sure that it will not require any extra/expert servicing.
- Check all crevices, especially the box, for dust, dirt, or insect nests.
- Have any cracks been inexpertly filled in the past?
- Check the mileage and for any previous lady owners.
- And that no animals have ever been inside.
- Fit a child lock.
- The younger the better.
- Check that it will not break down on you with no warning.
- Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored.
- Does it drive well in reverse?
- Ensure you can tune the radio in to the football.
Ensure you have sole ownership.
- If possible, test drive several times before commiting to ownership.
- Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your foot down, and that it is easy to control.
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